Category: Dating and Relationships
Well gang, I don't appear on the boards very often, but since I'm not sure if this topic has ever been raised before, I'm curious, especially unlike on graffiti, you can't remain anonimous here, so I'm wondering, males or females, which zone member would you most like to bang, and why?
There can be more than 1, and they don't have to be in any specific order.
Let's see what happens here!
none, not to diss anyone but i'm happily taken so just friendship for me.
aww, come on guys, if you're gonna say something like, none of you or something like that, don't post! It's only interesting if you pick someone, no matter who it is, and they're a fellow zoner!
that's sick man if this is really the best you can do, then it's a good thing your not here very often.
oh I forgot to mention that this can include someone you'd like to bang, as well as someone you could picture yourself making endless, passionate love to for hours. as long as they're a fellow zoner!
*Connie heads for dictionary…hmmm under Bang: Bump (fell and ~ed his knee) or A resounding blow, or A sudden loud noise… and this you say Shark, this question of “Bang” and then in conjunction with making love… *Totally bemuzzled look of innocence…
you all are fuckin boring! the answer, is without a doubt, tremmy! sorry joseph, but she sounds tooo hot. however, I wouldn't at all not take a chance with stacy, or loui!
outside of jess, I want to know your response cam!
ok, here it goes, y'all. Who would I like to bang? well, I would not mind getting a hold of la musique. I don't know why, but there's something about her that would make me think she's a freak. I wouldn't mind banging some of the hot lesbians on here, because I bet they know how to work it, and if they went strictly dickly, they'd go hard on that mother fucker. I wouldn't mind banging LtStAr150 even though she has a boy friend, she sounds like she'd be a freak. If she could fuck half as good as she can talk that talk, then all I gotta say is God Damn! I really can't think of anyone else here at this present moment who I'd bang, but when I do, I'll let y'all know. Please note that I'm not a pervert or I'm not trying to offend, but just merely doing what this board post has instructed me to do. My give a damn's broke, so I don't care. lmfao Jimmy
hmm.. I'd love to write who I would like to "bang." Damn that's just so harsh sounding lol but I can't say who only that there is someone on here (male) I would like to.
yeah so do i cam, that'd be interesting to know your response. i'm very much happily taken with my other half, but, there is one other person, who definitely would go on my bang list, and that is mr_thunderbolt, he just, makes me laugh, like my other half.
There are a few of you ladies I'd love to get with but I won't be posting those names on here. You'll just have to wonder if it's you or not.
ok, first of all, guitar god1, don't be a pussy, just say it, man. Second, I've got more I'd like to bang. I wouldn't mind banging plusOneChick aka Stacy, some of thei brits on here, and oh, I can't forget the ever so hot and sexy Spiffy Squirrell aka Tricia. I'd also like to bang Wome of Wisdom aka Ashley. There's some more.
sorry for my spelling, that was supposed to be woman of wisdom. Oh yeah, and I wuldn't mind banging Crazy Cat aka Elizabeth. So ther y'all go again. ok, I'm done for a while. I'll now take my mind out of the gutter and get a grip on my hormones for the time being.
hmm well, if yall want to pick jess, go for it! I'm sure she would be quite flattered, and it shows that I have good taste when it comes to women!
Well I purposely did not post an answer to my own question because I didn't think it would matter much, but here are some girls I would most definitly give the time of day to, if I wasn't with my lovely jessica of course, and if I thought they'd give me the time of day in return. This is in no specific order, but here goes.
Mellody/unicorh magic, because I absolutely love her voice.
Siobhan/vel because I've always loved her voice ever since I heard it the first time, and I think if allowed to let her inhibitions run wild, would be quite a freak!
Candis aka candyCat, because she's got a pretty dam hot voice as well, and I don't know why, but I think she also has freak potential!
angel77/miss shea, because she's just fun and flirtatious!
Tara_Lee, because man any guy who ends up with her ought to be greatful for what he's got, and if he ain't, I'd better not find out about it!
mariea/rianna, well, been there, but would go there again in a split second!
Alex, well, um, if you don't want alex there's something seriously wrong with you or you're queer!
Loui, because I've always wondered what she might sound like when she's being pleasured.
cala/haunted revery, because when she becomes legal, I think she also has incredible freakiness potential and would be a totally wild ride. I'd wait till she was 18 of course though.
And that's all I can think of for right this minute, I'll post an updated list if more people come to mind, but...there ya go!
damn jimmy, tricia's a good choice, I haven't talked to her too much though, and I must, must include lory! AKA the worst
dude, candi's a great choice, she'd be a good dominatrix I think...oh...shit...dammit! must I go on?
which brits would you most like to bang jimmy?
ok, the brits I'd like to bang are louise, zippy aka Carly, Jenny or AledFan2000 whatever number she is is another choice, she sounds pretty cool, and Kay, no offense, but if you weren't taken by my good friend and tag team partner, Jack, you'd be an excellent choice.
ok, keep in mind that this list would be only if i wasn't with the number one on this particular list...
Variable calculous, because it's obvious.
Shark, because he's a really nice guy and i'd be interested to see how it went.
Materiakeeper, on the strength of his accent alone,
YankeeG24, because he talks about it all the time and i want to know if he's all talk or if he's capable of action.
me and my 7 inches of jewish pecker are more than capable of action!
llol come on then! prove it! he also sounds fun,...that's another reason, but i should mention, variable calculous is coming here in May (35 days so noone of you have a chance!
ah fuck loui If I make it to ausiland I'll be there!
lol...don't reckon david will appreciate that but hey, i have room for you in my chicken shed
wow... let's see. this is really tough. ok. there really aren't any girls I'd want to bang. seriously. I'm not copping out or anything. Well. If I were to rail ines, she could play with my stroodle. If I were to do the horizontal hoky poky with partyGal that would be cool. I always wanted milk in a bag. I wouldn't might plusoneChick because let's face it. them southern gals know how to do it. and I suppose I'd let sugar go for a ride on the LiamMobile, though we all know she can't stand me. ah well. it's a theoretical list remember.
Oh man I can't post my list! come on now... One, I'm with someone right now, and 2, the girls I don't include on the list would be jealous and might gang up on the girls I do list...
then why, you stupid twat did you post in the first place?
hahahahahahahaha! Well, part of me really wanted to but then another part of me warned against it. I guess I am still slightly conflicted about it...
oh come on guitar god stop being a pussy and out with it already!
yeah no shit, guitar god. If you're not going to post who you'd bang, then don't post on here again, you damn titty ass bitch.
Oh shit! is that a challenge! haha! I just might have to post it then! You getting all up in my grill, or whatever the brothers call it... I'll think about it and if I do post it, it'll be in the next 24 hours.
My list,
Jess, Trem, rissa, kayla, loui, katherine, kaitlyn (that's jungle queen) Tara, Laury, Alex, Jo, and if there is more then i will post them.
Jen (phantoms long lost lover),
Karrie,
Michelle (sexygirl86)
and if there is more, i'll let you know
guitar god. please stop. either post it or don't. you're really starting to get annoying.
go on, post, even i did, lol jim, that's quite flattering in a way lol.
Well if you guys are patient enough with me (cause I have never done it because of past experience), I wouldn't mind doing it with any guy I have spoken too yet. B ut not really banging, rather making love long and passionately. Lol I never thought I would post this here.
Well well well. I didn't think I would post here, but alas, here I sit. Now, let me start by saying, I absolutely love Joseph, and none of you zoners are going to change this. This is a hypothetical thing of course. Okay. Here goes. There are only two people on my list. Kai, because he's the sexiest Asian I've ever came in contact with and he'd be excellent I think. And the other one is, you've guessed it, Jessica! Well, I'm not bi, lesbian, or even bicurious, but God if I were, I'd fuck her brains out! There you have it zoners, suck on that, and keep dreaming. yay for Austin!
hmmm, trem, great, now I've got something new to jack off to tonight!
um...spfan, you're a little too young for me...lol
or...luscious loui, I can use you to jack off to tonight! lmfao!
ok, honestly this board is nuts. but spfan, I'm flattered, and slightly grossed out. my list would include: beeping becky of course, becky RODC, jessmonsilva, hayden most definitely, daniel perhaps, hmmm thinking...oh, rebecca from canada, gf, nallym, if I think of more I'll let you know. oh, and I just thought of one! Marissa! yeah!! yeah I'l try and think of more.
another one I'd bang is ines. Damn, I like that German accent, and plus, I think she's hot. I'd also take Sad but True.
Awww Jimmie. Yeah, why not ... Lol ... but oy, you should be patient there. Cause I'm unexperienced. Lol
come on all you bi ladies out there, follow jq's example, obviously you got more to tell us than just 1 gender, tell us about the guys you'd do it with, as well as the girls! and aww, jq my name didn't make it on your list? *sad face*
Ooh and how could I forget ... if he was available, I wouldn't mind doing someething wit hKyle either. Nice voice. *smiles*
I called ines first. lol!
Yep, true. Lol
Okay. Hypathetically speaking, jezmin silver, kelly, cat lover, lettaneeta, shy turtle, blind, sexy girl86,dizzy lizzy, and a couple of the Australian birds... This is, assuming that I'd dig them in person. If I think of any more, I'll post. I might consider the german girl as well, I do like European accents...
Oh. i forgot to add LaMusiqueDuSoirTristeEtBelle
to my list.
finally, not a timewaster post
Lol thanks for the entertainment guys! hahaha! as for me! absolutely no-one on here! thank you very much!
hey I realised I forgot someone very, very important, charlene aka party gal! Mmmm! She's so tall, and so hot sounding, unleash da freakness right there!
I greatly appreciate that sharky lol
ok well I'm very very happy withem so if there was someone for sure kyle aka em is the top of the list. hipothetically jess, mariachiac, garrett because I also think he might just be all talk and blindguy he has that bad boy appeal. if i think of anymore people still on the zone i would hypothetically ill let u know. oh i forgot if kai wasn't so inhibited by his thoughts of females then him too.
hmmm well I dont know probably no one who knows
I would want to bang beth. She is so sexy and that is a woman I wanna go all night with.
hope that Jessica was the other one and not me. loll.
Okay, I wasn't going to add anything to this thread, but I have to thank Cam (guitargod1) for naming me. He's the only one, and we haven't heard each others voices. But even though I'm not naming people publically I'd like to be with, I don't have to hear their voices to know whether or not I'd like to be with them. So thanks again guitargod for naming me, and I'm glad that so far, I haven't made Yankee's list. LOL
wow, all you sick, retarded fuckers.lmfao! jk, to some of you, of course. Hmmmm, as for people woh I'd like to bang????Hmmmmmmm..... none of you people, because you all are complete and utter cans of rotten tuna. lmfao JK to tremaine, just because, and only because she's like a sister I never had.
So you would bang your sister Daniel? But you wouldn't bang someone from Ohio just because of where she lives? How utterly stupid.
damn kaitlyn, I didn't think I'd be on your list. lmfao1 I'm flattered.
Ok, who would I pick, man, I can't believe I'm doing this...... Ok....... Top has gotta be Mike, skater md, then, hypathetically, wow the grief this'll probably bring, lol. GF, Tim of course, hehehehe, I think I could probably have quite a bit of fun with Herve actually, dunno why I get that impression, Liam would be fun I think, just coz he's all talk, Jamie if he didn't have a wife, and the same for Quinten hehehehe...... If I think of anyone else, against my better judgement, I'll let you know.......
Okay, had to post this. Just checked out party girl's profile and she sounds really damn hot! I'm adding her to the definetly maybe list...
Lol I hope Jimmy and Liam won't fight just because of me now? *g*
hmmm, got a couple more to add to my list. charlene, because she really does sound excellent, jess, because, well, she's jess, and god damn, if I didn't want to fuck lory AKA the worst. Sure she thinks down on herself, but that accent!
garret, she really doesn't like guys for some reason, so ... yeah. Lol. And again, before Jimmy and Liam fight because of me: I would pick you both, you just have to fight about who should come first. Hahaha.
omg!
k, check this. I think that I would have enough fun with Tara Lee, just because she's sooo fun sounding, probably Louiiiiiiiii, Charlene maybe, and Danielle for sure because I love the British Accent, and because Danielle is awesome, and she's just asking for it! lol. My mind is pretty blank after that, if anything else comes up, I'll be sure to post!
llol
take care all!
rofl Herve, omg....
I still dont know i would hook up with anyone here i mean all I really see here is a lot of shallow behavior
Hmmmm, well, I guess it's my turn eh? Hmmm, let's see, well, other than my sexy canadian, cammy! Well, I'd like to fuck Leaffan Darron, Tremmy, Jimmy, Lightning glider, JungleQueen, Garret, Liam, Chris N, Alex, Tricia, Skater Md, Tn Magic, and i can't think of anymore at the moment, ut I am sure there are a few. Oh yeah, I can't forget Dan and Kev.
mmm jess! come to michigan! jk cam, another one I wouldn't mind, is natalie, MP!
hmmm, lets see now, I all ready told boo boo so I can post this here. Sugar, Louise1985, pink elephant. and hmmm, anyone else. oh, catlover, and that's probably because she is so misterius.
I'd like to bang... ariesthekid who I met in person. Jessmonsilva, cam, mr_thunderbolt, jimmy, kc8zsj, so I could hurt him, blind-bandet, and thats it that I can think of lol
oh and how can i forget kev aka blackbird. lol don't know he's kinda cute. Lots of english fun. lg is hot, but im his friend so no just no
Wow, I'm glad to say I've only made one list. As for people I want to bang, none of you I don't fantisize about things that will most likely never happen, I go for the girls who drive and live less then an hour and a half from me.
JQ, Kai, Cam, David of course, Westie, and Chris aka Nightwolf. If there's any more I'll post them.
ladies, I'm flattered, really. Glad yall aren't jenny, or I'd be flattened rather than flattered. but anyway, in case yall didn't know, guitar god has the curse of being named Cam aka Cameron as well, so when yall say Cam, it might be a good idea to indicate which one of us you're interested in. Lol just thought I'd better add that.
Well I hope the guy I would like to bang does not read this after all the times I have turned him down. But never mind that, Its Law, aka AAron. But he does not need to know this, And I would only do it if he promised to be mine and all mine forever, but he can't seem to keep his pants on anyway, so thats it.
Oh this just in! I forgot to include another person on the list again! Yvonne aka blind! She's another one of the totally yummy ones, and what do ya know? she's a texan!
This is such a fun topic!
lol Cam, i'm flattered
Wow I'm actually on here? My mommy would be so proud! hehehe *big huggles for Garrett* as for me.....well....***I'll never tell***
oy natalie! one-t please?
someone who would love me for me
Matalica girl would that be Free willy?
uh, natalie, cl or not a cl, if you're not gonna tell us, please don't waste our reading time and post with an I'll never tell, or something equally as stupid!
new addition folks, I got to hear sierra, aka fallen flower's voice in her audio profile today, and she is totally deserving of a vote from me, so she's now officially included on my list!
I can't believe I'm on this board. Well anyway I don't really know what to say
Then why say anything at all? JW.
Hello all, i haven't made anyones list but i thought i would give mine.
well how about Liam, kev and well blindjoker.
Hmmm, yes, and if she would be just curious once, I would love to taste the luscious Ausie juices that come out of the Louilicious Loui. And of course my sexy candicat, Liam if I haven't already said him, oh yeah, and definitely Nem and Vanja.
sorry peaps never put my reasons did i? well liam coz he has a sexy voice, kev coz his mysterious nature gets the better of me and blindjoker coz he is a horny bastard and needs taming.
Hmmm yeah, Blindjoker sounds like fun too. *grins*
I've thought about it, and I guess I'll post a reply. Keeping in mind of course that this is hypothetical and I love Jordan so... yeah, my list is:
Cam/Shark, does there have to be a reason? Kai/wraith, I like his dark poeticness, blackbird, maybe, or maybe I just like him.
and that's all I can think of that I'd say aloud
Marissa I just wrote something because I felt like it. And cayla if your rank says member of the dead poet sossioty why are you alive? jk
First off, I'm glad I've not made anyone's list... I think. For mine? It's Meghan/Bashful. Just her, because we're getting married! No, not today... eventually, though. So yes. There you have it. Boring I know, but I figured I should post anyway.
Lol.
ok, got another to add, and that's t'rr'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r''rr'r''r'ricia! I don't know why I would bang tricia, but I would
Yeah Tricia is hot, nice picking, garret!
got another one to add myself, and that would be stacy, aka plus 1 chick! gaud! that accent!
Well, I always have heard that I am greatness! Heeheehee! Thanks Garret, Cammy, Liam and Jimmy! I don't think there were any others. If there were, I didn't see them!
well sexy stacy, we've got plenty of people for ya
And what do you mean by that Garret?
Hmm. This topic has become a monster... Well, I belong to one person, and one person only, sooooo... but heck I'll put in my two sense. Why not? It's all hypothetical though. Hmm. I'd definetly bang princesmirna, who's new on here and not so well known, JQ, Karrie AKA sexycarebear, Siera who I believe is straight but she sounds damned hot, um... Daniel M, Liam, Cam. hahah. There's a few others I'm sure I've forgotten, but go figure.
damn nallym, I'm not on the list? hmph! and stacy, you sound very fuckable!
I laugh at this, because it sounds so insensitive. Some of you guys only sound like horndogs. *sigh* Anyway... My list? I'm not sure. I don't think I know any of you too well. The only few that come to mind are like...Jess lol. Oh...maybe Jimmy...not sure.
Awww, sexy Tricia, thank you love, smile. Hmmm, hurry june, lol, jk, Cam would dkill me.
well will have to think about this, and may be if i was 10 years younger, but there is one that's off the top of my head not really sure why but candycat
I just wanna say that I didn't mean any of the girls I said, except for one. Tricia, it's you. you're special to me. I just hope you believe me.
Awwww. One person less for me. *sighs* JK
someone bite you in the ass shark? I was posting a
rellevant reply to Garret's post, so chill. and as a 2nd to that reply, sorry for the spelling, lol if you notice I'm always changing the spelling hehe cause I can't spell to save my life.
lol. me thinks stone cold is doing a little cover his ass!
Oh whoopse. hehehe sorry Garret. Like I said, memory's bloody failing!
it's ok nallym
For a frat boy stone cold is offly quick to profess his love to Trisha, shouldn't he be roling in drunken pussy?
Hmmmmmmm.....I'm redoing my list. lol....let's see...Tricia, jungleQueen, cat lover even though she's a buckeye fan, she'd give me makeup sex after texas kicks their asses. lol!nallym....(godfuckingdamn!)
Hmmm. You think I'd give you makeup sex if Texas beat the Buckeyes again? I don't think so. But when the Buckeyes kick the Long Horns' asses next fall, I might give you a kiss on the cheek and a pat on the ass - right after I cover your entire body with scarlet and gray paint and give you a buckeye to hang in front to cover your tiny dick.
this board keeps getting better and better, intertainment wise. and i'm still thinking about my list
lmfao becky! I'll fuck you if you declare your undieing love for UOfM
What Blind said. with the possible exception of a list.
Hmmmmmm,
I don't know about all this, but If i had a choice, I'd definitely pick Midnight princess, and of course JezMonsilva. Otherwise, I'd have to think about it some more. I'm sure if some of the women would give me the time of day, I would gladly let them take an hour on the tower of power.
Oh yeah,
I forgot to mention I wouldn't mind giving fallen flower the ride of a lifetime as well. Think about it ladies. You never know. you might like it. hahhahhahah. Actually I'm a 1 woman man, so that means one at a time. Please stand in line patiently. hahhahahhahhaha.
Laters.
roflroflrofl! this is amusing! becky, you should profess your undying love for texas, and michigan, cuz after all, they're both gonna beat ohio state next year. lmfao!
First of all, you go CG, I agree with you, completely. Jesus Christ, Jimmy, now I know why I got this small strange bad feeling about you at first. I'm glad I heeded my reservations. Very glad. I am not at all flattered, in fact I'm feeling a bit ill and also extremely, encredibly angry. For crying out loud, I've only spoken with you on the phone a handfull of times, and exchanged a couple dozen quick notes with you. I do not, I repete, Do not have sex with people who I do not trust, respect, love, and know, and no one is going to earn my respect, gain my trust, enspire me to care for them, let alone love them, or really get to know me only by speaking over the internet or talking on the telephone for a limited number of times. And of what value can some one's interest be, if they express similar interest towards around ten of your peers. Tricia, I don't know you, but honey, you should run and run fast. Don't pay any attention to Jimmy. If you truly want to find the right someone, they certainly won't be listing off girls that they'd like to bang, on some public message board over the internet. Who ever you find that truly loves you, desires you above all others and has some class, and respect for you will not do such crass and shovinistic things. Don't give him the time of day, and for God's sake, don't buy his bull shit about, not meaning what he said about all of the many other girls that he listed. In addition, I am not pleased that GuitarGod listed me either, but I am not exactly angry with him. I have spoken to him a great deal, and we have had some intelligent, and interesting descussions, with adult topics and also employing true maturity, and he is not, or at least in my opinion, is not a truly sex obsessed insensitive jerk like so many on here are proving to be. I am flattered that he believes that I might have good potential, based upon my sexuality, but that is overshadowed by the fact that I am rather disturbed to have come across my name on this topic, not once, but twice. Cam, I was hoping that you wouldn't secomb to the peer pressure on here, and join in the degrading madness. Although I understand that you see sex in a bit more recreational light than do I, I did believe, and to some extent still do, that you do recognize that sex is not something to be abused or used lightly. Even if you do view it is fun, experimental, and more open, I just don't see you as the type that would devalue it's potential beauty and deep significance by posting such garbage. When I wished you and your new girl friend well on your board, I truly hoped that you would both have a great and rewarding relationship. I still hope that it works out for you, but I would give you one piece of advice. I know that I am younger than you, and you most likely think that I'm a stupid, proodish kid, who hasn't the right to say anything, but you should go to her and appoligize, explain to her that you truly hope that you haven't offended or hurt her, and let her know, that you meant it only in gest. Women can be easily hurt, and we don't always let men know, often hiding it with a light or flippant mood. If I were in a relationship and my partner did such a thing as post to a topic like this in such a manner, I would very seriously consider breaking with them. I'm sorry if I have offended any one, but I my self have been offended, and I tend to lash back. I am sorry, but that is just how I feel.
wow!
wow...lamusique...quite insightful...
Lol this is really too much...
I take three months or so off from the zone and this is one of the first posts I see?
Lol don't know that there is anyone I'd want to "bang" on here; over the head as someone stated maybe.
Possibly if I was less shy and did the voice chat thing more often but...
I agree with La Musique about this topic. Anyone who posts a list a girls or guys he or she would like to bang, as this topic puts it, is not likely to be faithful, no matter how jokingly the post is said to have been made.
hmm. I think I might try ines too. not bad sounding either. oh, and I cant remember if farhan and cam were on my list from before. so there ya go
wow, LaMusiqueDuSoirTristeEtBelle, what a bitch!
um i'm very faithful thank u i really wouldn't sleep with any of these people prob not even if i was single they are people i thought weren't discusting completely or just anoying people i couldn't stand thank you very much i am very much in love with kyle and am faithful to him.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry if wanting to be loved for my self makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if needing to be valued for who I really am makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if the fact that the thought of having sexual intercourse with someone like StoneColdDrummer makes me feel like being violintly sick makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if the fact that I am frightened and disgusted by the fact that men over the internet, to whom I have given no encouragement of ever having a physical relationship with, makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if telling it like it is makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if the fact of my thinking for my self and not caving in to peer pressure makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if the desire to be respected makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if feeling that I have as much right to live my life free from such volgarities directed at me as any other person does, makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if my ideal, of finding someone whom I truly love and trust, and who truly loves and trusts me in return before giving my self to them, makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if the fact of my maturity makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if my refusal to play adolescent bgames makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if my refusal to conform, discarding all of my ideals and inner feelings, makes me a bitch. I'm sorry if being able to express my self honestly when so many around me can't, won't or are afraid to makes me a bitch. I'm sorry, truly, and deeply sorry, that you are so clos-minded, ignorant, insensative, corrupted, and cruel as to call me a bitch.
Hmmm, interesting, I'm single, so frankly, I don't care.
Lol, and what's wrong with being a bitch anyway? Lol!
There's nothing wrong with being a bitch. Most of the women I know enjoy this state of mind. Anyway, as for the juvenile games. I kind of thought that's what this site was for. To go and do nothing but bullshit and bullshit and shoot the breeze when you're supposed to be doing something productive like doing your homework. Hmmm, speaking of which, got to get back to that.
130) Quit making your posts so fucking long.
LaMusique, don't be sorry for any of these things. I can not express how much I agree with you on this subject,and if that makes me a bitch too, then, so be it. I guess you and I are in the same boat! But, anyway, don't be sorry. You have every right to express your thoughts, feelings, and opinions just as much as everyone else does.
Damn! Ok, Here we go. If I wern't with Cherbat... I would try to get with Tremaine,
Sugar,
Jes,
Cala aka HauntedReverie when she turns 18,
Mel just because I like older women and her accent,
Rissa if she wern't young enough to be my daughter,
Tif who I just met, she sounds hot too,
Loui aka Galileo,
Puggle,
Louise,
Princess Kaitlyn,
Kaitlyn H when she turns 18,
Liz my favorite lizbian although she is not gay though folks its a joke,
Party Chick,
Torico,
Heather aka the wicked witch of the east when she gets old enough.
And the list goes on and on. Damn I am quite the man-whore! And I have enough dick for all of you. Last butn not least,if I were gay, because he is such a nice guy and he thinks I am hot. Aaron. But, Aaron, I don't go that way. sorry homey. And here's the catcher, I would try to do this all in one weekend, lol!
Accept for Aaron, that aint never happening.
GF? Guess what else aint' happening, lol. I aint' part of no group, rofl
Me either! Hell fucking no!
That was a joke? Trust me, I am not trying to be a playa for real. its all good, we go way back. smile.
And 2 more I would like to add to my bang list. EscenceUvFaith, and Shay. Thank you
drive threw.
I left out a good one! Rosey Bear. Anyone else who I forgot, please blame my head, not my heart.
lol
And please remember, these are just people who interest me, not people who I would really go for... but, who knows.
lamusique, don't be sorry for anything you've said. you're exactly right, and i guess all you sex addicts can add me to the bitch list as well! i'm not sorry for wanting to wait for that special person. i'm not sorry for the fact that i value and respect myself more than to just have sex. i'm not sorry for the fact that y'all haven't grown up or matured enough to see that we're not bitches, we just have our head on straight, and aren't afraid to stick to what we believe in.
I used to be EscenceUvFaith by the way. But most of the people I talk to frequently know who I am, so chances are you don't really care. But okay, you asked for it. There are three people that will never make it onto this list for different reasons. One is too old for me, and I never told him that I'd thought of this. One I would've banged without hesitation a few months ago, but I got over it. The last is a close friend of mine, but I'm just not going into that territory.
ck1012 because he's pretty special to me, GF if he wasn't with Cherbat and I was 18, harp, BunnyWabbit, jesmonsilva, and princesscaitlin.
Awww, Rosie, thanks muchly, hugs!
I don't think that the girls who are waiting are bitches, I think that that is a good thing, and I respect you all for it. Everyone has a choice in life what to do with it, and they choose to wate for the rite man to give them baby batter. That's a good thing.
Good for you all.
girl in my case...
Well then GF! I am heart-broken! Nah it's okay! but it is sad that nobody else wants me! How sad! Ahh well!
Hey Stace only one person wants to bang me? I'm curshed also, and i had a feeling as to who it might be that wanted a ride in my wet tunnel.
well I have waited too yes i posted but it was a joke but i should post on be half of em... that would be a long list and besides he's already done it all anyway. I try to wait and still get shit on coodos heather la musique i'll be a bitch too but just because i'm depressed and hate sex right now. see and he didn't even post to this board so there goes that theory
stacy, I posted you
Well, I figured I'd post here. um, was quite shocked that anyone would put me on their lists, thanks, but only one on here would I even consider. And they aren't just from the zone. But one thing I've noticed, it's obvious a lot of you are blind, or have never met some of the people on your lists, because... Well... you wouldn't want them if you saw what they really looked like... lmao. no names, none at all. There is my part. But thanks again, and you all are just crazy. lol
A few comments: For those who want to wait, that's up to them, and the person with whom they want to be with. Like everything, it's a choice, and have no more or less respect for those who make either one. I've been trying to decide whether or not to post a list, especially since I don't exactly go for the wording of the topic. I for one wouldn't be able to be someone who could just "bang" someone (as the topic says" and that's it. I think no less of those who are like that, but I am not one of them. 3: For the comment that we wouldn't want some of the people on the various lists if we weren't blind: I think that's a horrible thing to say. All people have different tastes. Now I'll say that some blind people are less likely to care what someone looks like when they are blind, because they can't see. but I know for some sighted peple, they don't much care either. Hope that makes sense.
Well, this question dignifies absoutely no answer!!!
And who is that person David, *winks*
i am blind and i am in a loving relationship and have bin for 5 months with a fully sighted man. proves that us so called blindies can go out with anyone no matter there disability or ability. la mu seek, you go girl! i didn't make anyones list and i couldn't care less. people should really consider peoples feeling when they name and post these stupid boards. if hurting people is what yall go for, fuck all of you!
well hear goes, and this is just hear say, i don't plan on banging any one, but guys that have my intrest are,
chris n, tim, skater md, kai, but hay it was all for fun any way, lol
i wood much rarver get to know a gusy and that first. lol
i for got one, smudge as well lol.
i guess i could put some girls down, but they don't really come under the banging part of this, i wood like to entertain, tif and beth, both i think have nice voices, and could probably be alot of fun.
i'd probably do cala given the chance.
As a new member this is a bizzar little post that I have stumbled appon!
Soo with this in mind I must say that I have not quite yet choosen a ZONER to bang. . .
Thank You!
moses
Well, after giving this some consideration, I'd probably totally bang icedearth, he has one of the sexiest voices i've ever heard, he's at the top of my list, then there's hmm well maybe shark,,leium, and maybe J squared.
hahahah
But one at a time please.
Who wants to be first?!!!!
I promise it'll be the ride of your life!!!!
Keep hands all over at all times!!!
Who would I bang? Hmm...well I saw a previous post, and yeah that was along time ago. So let me see, of course I'd bang Jared. hehe. For obvious reasons. And hmm...I'd bang Chris N, so you can get more numbers on this thing. And Garret. Definitely Garret, *smiles*. And Kai, just because I'd like to see if he can do the things he says. Oh...hmm...and...er...I wanna see how big Daniel is. And yeah. That's pretty much it.
I was inspired. No really, I was. I am inspired to create a bang list. First and foremost, my Joseph. Of course, that's a given. Second, Trev. I mean, come on! Even if he were my brother, I would bang him. Thirdly, Jessica, I mean, she's my lesbian lover. Fourthly, Kai. Just cuz he's Asian. Fifthly, ChrisN, and not to get CL status. And last but not least, Garret. Cuz he's my delicious little Jewish brother! That ladies and gentelmen, is my bang list.
lmfao! wow, what answers
damn! talk about a topic resurrected!
for some reason, this was a topic of conversation on vt the other night. *shrugs* oh well.
First, I would like to say for thoose who post things besides what the questions ask, you are just so life not having people. This is for fun and I don't mind having fun at all. Both kinds of fun, and thats why I am going to post.
Candis, Karla, Nicole, sorry Joseph Trem, Chanta, and of course Sierra. I chose these girls because they all have sexy voices and I wouldn't mind seeing how they sounded if I insert my pipe. Well thats it, please come back soon, and no refunds.
you would go for the sluts!!!
lol, well can't really say i have a bang list, but there are a couple of zoners that i would really like to get to know better, i think they know who they are, *grin, smiles, wink, wink, kiss,
I want to fuck the shit out of shark, there's just something about being a worthless pothetic blind man who lives off the government and has to trol this site in order to find blind girls to bang him, since he's to fucking ugly and socially inept to get a sited girl that gives me a raging hard on! I'm buying my plain ticket right now Cam, and then we can play the classic game let me hide my sossage in your mud!
hot damn! lol I haven't seen this topic in ages! I guess all of the good ones do eventually come up again. I went through it, reading some of hte people you all posted...it was great to go through them again!
Lol...this topic is just never going to die. I'd post a list, but...it's so much more fun to just mention it, let you know I have one but I'm not sharing it, and then go away. So, I've done all but one of those things...and now I go away.
Yes. as long as it keeps coming up, more names can be added, and it will keep on going and going...
Though I'd imagine some people have changed their minds some from what they originally posted.
if this is true, they need to repost.
I'll repost when I've got my new list sorted out...I assure all that it's a lot shorter than it was before
well good to see that the old posts haven't died, as for any one new, i don't think there is any one. but i will have to check out some more audio profiles
Ahem. Since Garret said he'd repost with his new list and has yet to do so, I'm posting with my own. I can't believe I'm doing this...boredom is so bad for me.
Cam/shark...I don't think a reason is necessary.
Garret, because I'd like to know if the real thing is as fun with him as talking about it is.
Kai, because...well...again, I don't think a reason is necessary.
Kevin, for the same reason as Garret.
Right...leaving now...quickly...
ok...2 people come to my mind at once... and a few others, just for shits and giggles.
chelsea, is right up there, and the fact that she mentioned me is just an added bonus...but I'd thought of writing her anyway.
Tricia, is next on my list. I think she'd be willing to be fun, and exciting, and not to mention, she's a really good person.
candi could be fun, but has some other...hmmm, leave that to your imagination.
nallym, may be a little young, but I think she'd be rather fun...in a guilty pleasure sort've way.
Cala, is almost the same as nallym, but I doubt she'd be as fun to be with as nallym...and again, in a guilty pleasure situation.
I'm kind of ruining my earlier quick and embarrassed exit by returning, but I forgot to mention Vanja. That accent...mmmmm! To use Julia's phrase: Ohmygod, haut!
lmfaolmfao chelsea
i'm just happy that i've not made it on the who would you not bang list. lol
Not as fun as Nallym? I'll show you... heh.
Blake, consider yourself on at least one unbangable list. I would, however, violate your music collection with the clearest of consciences. Happy?
age=experience, cala. lol
That is certainly not always true. I can think of several people older than Cala, and me, and you, for that matter, who have no experience at all, and some people younger than Cala who have plenty. Just depends on the person.
And Blake, I'll put you on my unbangable list, just so you don't feel left out. I also won't violate your music collection...Jim can have that particular pleasure all to himself.
chelsea...that was a joke...my X was...uh, young...and not bad, but, well.
Lovely, Garret.
yeah, age does not equal experience.
Hmmm, would I be daring or crazy enough to post my "bangable" list? hmmm, still thinking. lol.
Doooooooooooo it, Kimmy.
even chelsea did it...and I wasn't expecting that...mind you, you can't really gain any knowledge about a person from these posts, but...do it kim!
That's right, even I did it...although I still don't know what kind of craziness possessed me to do it...but...yeah. And since you're the unrivaled bitch of the Zone, you should make an "unbangable" list as well. Lol.
Gee, can't believe I'm doing this but...
The top 2 on my mmm bangable list shall remain nameless out of respect for them.
Nixt is Vanja, just the thought of that sexy voice whispering soft and endearing words makes me shiver from excitement, grin.
Black Bird, because of his potential to be naughty.
There, my short list is done! Wheew!
Btw, that was the work of my evil twin and not mine, lol. See Chelsea? I've rise to the challenge, hehehheheh.
Oh, I don't have to name her. She already knows who she is.
Y Brezhnev
There's only 1 person on here that I want to bang so hard he wouldn't know what to do, where he was, or if it was reality or a dream and that's Crazy.
Lmao. I love the phrasing of that last post. Go girl. :)
And yet again, this topic is resurrected.
Rofl, agree Chelsea, it cracked me up too.
ok, my list has been updated since I last posted. Joe, Atom_bom, mmm! danced with him, yeah? herv, love that accent. Chelsea, maybe. Garret, sure. Ben/Orgazmo, West_factor my luscious brotherly object thinggy! Nallym, cuz I like her voice. Dan (aka) O&a fan, cuz he's just wild. Joe (AKA) JDawg, cuz he's sexy. Daniel (aka) Firehawk2000 cuz, he's just crazy, Bill (aka) Blind-bandet, cuz that's him. Darrell (aka) God'schild, cuz he's got this incredibly sexy voice. David (aka) lightninglider, cuz he sounds so mellow and soothing. Sean ISeeZip if he weren't gay, lol. Warren still, even though we're not togehter, and that's it for now.
there is one guy for the time being, but no banging perhapse making sweet love, or having wild passionate sex sounds good. He knows who he is there fore i think the rest of you sale only wondr and speculate if you are bored eough to do so.
ur let me retry that maybe proofing would be good
there is one guy for the time being, but no banging perhapse making sweet love, or having wild passionate sex sounds good. He knows who he is there fore
i think the rest of you shale only wonder and speculate if you are bored enough to do so.
uh, you still fucked spelling, but that's livable.
christ karrie...enough people? maybe? and like 3 or more from right in my area...damn that's not good.
Forget the three or more right in your area, Garret...you're on her list. And so am I...maybe? I wanna know which Chelsea she meant.
What I didn't make it onto anyone's list! so sad!!
as for Zoner's I'd like to bang:
TheQueen of R&B just because
Beth because she sounds nice
Wild Tasty Strawberry I like Redheads!
I have other reasons but I'm not telling
There a quite a few awesom women on the zone. Many of which I would be honored to be with. I'll just say, Joseph, keep your woman pleased, there are many guys waiting in the wings. Loui and Erin, I don't know if I could handle you two, though trying would be fun. Candi Cat, Cala, Carrie, and Danielle, y'all have awesome voices. Chelsea, you are too sweet to Bang. This brings me to the one that I would not bang, but make love to, and she and those that really know me, knows who that is.
God, Tom, that sounds so wrong!!
'handle me' what a i?
hang on, don't answer that, however, i suspect this is only if i sing?
Awww Thom, thanks...I think?
um ok tom but I might say hands off my ur man might get jealous. smiles
And who is the person you wanna make love to?
I didn't make it on your list? *cries* Nah, just kiddin', it's all good.
Oh shit, Jess. I totally forgot about you. I would definatly love to have fun with you. I just don't know what category to put you in. How about you can be my dominatrix? I don't know you that well, but something tells me that you would be an experience that I would remember for my whole life.
I see how it is slave! You forget about your mistress eh? I'll show you...
Thom cowers. Sorry, Ma'am. Don't huty me. Too much.
Julia. Period, why? Because, I like unique and I'm not an asshole to her like the rest of you are, you can send me hate messages or whatever but you wanted to know, so I told you.
oh my god. I never knew a topic I created months ago would come back and haunt us all! but hey. I guess little ol me hit on a good topic for that particular brain fart. lol
My list has been updated too.
First, tom, Jess is fun to have as a dominatrix. nuff said.
second, chelsea? I'm honored to have made your list, so for that and because you sound hot for sure, you definitely make mine! And to clarify, that's dancing after dark chelsea. heh.
Thirdly, can't forget about the absolutely deliciously hot sounding miss kitty, aka heavy metal girl 85. But she's someone I wouldn't bang, rather make slow sweet love to for hours, just because to me she's not a quicky kinda gal.
And I think that's aboot it for now, eh? But I'll be sure and update this if anyone else comes to mind.
Cam
karrie? if I'm your canadian cupcake, why didn't I make your list?
Oh yeah, 1 other person I need to add to my list is the lovely miss meka! She's the west coast coffee to my 100 percent canadian cream! So how could I forget her?
Sorry meka!
Cam
you damn right I'm fun as a dominatrix.
I makeyou never forget the fun we have together, understand? You're a good slave Thom, there's hope for yu yet.
Thank you, Ma'am. You're so good to me. I will serve you til the end of time.
Sorry Darren, but that's bullshit.... Just coz you write a list for fun doesn't mean you're a cheat? What utter crap, an I never disagreed with you about anythign before.
Damn Danielle. You tell 'em, lol.
i agree with darren, and i don't bang anyone...
Hey, Jessica's mine! Got it? It's bad
enough I have to share her with Chris...
That is not a decision that I make
Ahem. My revised list:
Vanja, Garret, Kevin, Kai, and Nallym.
There are a couple others, but they have been left off this list out of respect for them. And, I might've thought about including Thom, but I'm too sweet for him to bang, so humph! :P
Hmm, again, my list has gone through serious revising. Now why you all care, that's beyond me.
Hmm, let's see. I'd bang the ocean, and vanja, they both intrigue me and are very sexilicious. Kai, because, hmm, I wonder if he's really as naughty as he seems. Plip plop mat, same reason as kai, Garret, because that might be hella fun. Oh and ather, because, it'd be... an experience to treasure and grow by! XDDD.
Oh oh, PlipPlop/Matt. Yeah. What with his being my future husband and all ... hee.
Hmm, Those of you I find atractive enough to sleep with? so there you have the reason you make the list. lol
Chelsea, (Dancing after Dark) Mini Kimmy, Siobhan, (Little Mermaid) Nallym, Yvonne, Cala, Brooke, Trem, Ashley, (Saber) Krystel (Puggle) Erin, Shea, Alex, Lory, Lindsey Rosie, Louise, Liz (DizzyLizzy) Charlene, Cortney, (Torico) Tricia.
I think that's enough, for now at least. I hope I haven't forgotten someone really hot. lol
OMG, immediately on posting I realised I forgot the very sexy michelle, Sorry SexyGirl, you should have made it the first time. And Nef, you know I want you.
We should be allowed to edit our own post, this is stupid. I forgot.
stacey, Haley, (Firetiger) Becky, (Buckeye) and Jess (Lonestar)
Kev, oou'll bang more people than I even know! XD.
I'd bang you, too. no, I wouldn't, but we discussed the riding situation earlier. XD, gawd, what i do for amusment on a saturday night.
Ok, I hope this is my final post, so
Sierra, Iris, Natalie, (Pink Elephant) Meghan (Bashful) and when she's old enough Marissa.
God I sound like a slut, but really you're al damned atractive, so yeah.
Kev, hmmmm if I was not taken then maybe we could have discussed this whole banging thing and how you really are, *devilish grin*
my list is as follows: nallym, cuz she's damned sexy, and the other person who'll remain nameless. you know who you are, and that's all that matters.
Wow, where was I when this board came out. Well, yeah even though noone has written on this one for almost a month, I got my list. Lightning glider, blindguy, Liam, and perhaps Maddog.
To “bang” for just the sake of banging would be:
Chris N, Kevin AKA Blackbird, Jared just to see if he could get it up, *winks* Ather in hopes of riding him in such a way that his vocal cords would correct themselves, Aaron to see if I could turn him strait for at least the time that we’d be banging, Thom3of5 because I know that I’d have no resistance, Guillermo reason same as Aaron’s, Andie AKA Moyzey, Vanja, Matt AKA Plip Plop, and whoever I left out you are staying out. Not into this whole posting and reposting bullshit.
The one I’d make love to:
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well hell. i'm a real man. so i'm gonna say real things.
First, I wouldn't having lory my favorite italian.
Myreen balloon melissa. and that's it.
and my skittles freak kerrie. I like her voice.
and my explanations for my previous post.
Lory, has that italian accent. and italian itself sounds really cool.
Melissa has that southern accent. mmmmm. those louisiana accents.
Ok. I think that's all for now.
oh yeah, and she knows this but you all may call me a fag but my computer clown aka steph. dunno if i've bang her but i'd most certainly get her a chance. there sometimes is that canadian accent. ok, i'm really done.
but I didn't beat around the bush like guitargod1 and took 4 posts to finally get it out.
the one i'd make love to my scott... and that is all
Okay, I'll come right out and say it. The only one I'd bang, is my hot, sexy Sudzy. He drives me conpletely insane, and I love him.
well, if I had to pick one, and only one. to, "make love" as the hopeless romantics here want to say. It would be my awesome chelsea, AKA Precious buttercup. luckily I don't call her that. lol
others are still in play though, mainly the ones I wrote down ages ago
Aw, Garret. That's fucking awesome, but boy do I feel loved byy all of u. About those who I'd like to bang, I'll have to get back to u on that one. I'll be back on it some time. Heehee
*smiles* garret, you make me sooooo happy, I just want everyone to know that
and, of course garret's the only one i'd give myself to, period.
U guys r fucking awesome.
I take it Garret's afeminate enough for you then/
Awe how cute, Garrett has a girlfriend.
aww sweet! that is so awesome, u guys rock!
*SMILE* Seems black bird wants them all as long as they don't have a gbeard.
I was thinking the same thing kevin, He does have a pretty feminine
voice ya know.
Okay, before Sudzy came to be my only one that I'd "give myself to", I had a list of ones to bang....these guys are either friends, or I just thought about it for a second. George aka Tig, Dan aka Iternity, Kris aka Happyman, James aka Cold shadow, and Crazy. Of course, now that I have a man, I wouldn't do it.
Oh, and I forgot, Buk buk buk.
damn Liz, you're either desperate or stupid, and either way, most of those are people you'd never openly admit to wanting to fuck. wow!
lmfao kevin
Shut up black bird, just because I'd never! do you in this lifetime or any other. Go fuck a tree.
Buk buk buk? Roflmao! Is that a joke?
Oh yeah, and it is very bizarre to hear Garret going on about someone the way he did about Chelsea. In a nice kinda way, but still bizarre.
No, it's not. Got a problem with that?
Hmmm, nope. You're welcome to him. And ... no, I'm going to go do my homework now ...
I thought of another one I'd bang, if I didn't have Sudzy.....okay two. Leaffan, just so he could say "fuck", and internet king, just because.
oo. yeah, leaffan would be on my list too...
ewww! leaffans like 27! Kala?
It'd be fun with Leaffan, cause...well, um, oh, it just would. Plus, I could only imagine the swaring that would be going on...lol.
so? age is just a number
so what you go with some 40 year old guy?
I don't think he's 40. I looked at his profile, and I think he's about 30, or something. Hmm, that's close to my age...oooo...lol.
*rolls eyes. stupid question. no I'd not go with a 40 year old, but I am libral about age.
Agreed, Cala. There is a limit, but getting too hung up on age is just, um, restricting. Or something.
I would most like to bang myself. Why? Well I've been doing it for years and I think I've gotten really rather good at it.
No Dusty, you're getting confused with 'pulling' or 'wanking'...
Lol Dusty. You should have put that on sex addicts.....
Having said that, I'm adding Dusty Bin to my bang list. That voice! mmmm.
Age is just a number. Fuck a tree? I had a friend who was really bored and really horney and he was wacking off by putting his dick into the not hole of a tree. He got stuck. Nuff said. lmao
Ouch! poor guy. That was all I could come up with at the time...go fuck a tree...lol.
Well, whatever works. lol
Or not in that guy's case. A tree? Some people. *Shakes head*.
Mind you, I was listening to an old radio show the other day and in it a panel was discussing a man who was receiving counseling because he'd started having sex with his car and had evidently fallen in love with it. Depravity knows no bounds it would seem.
Now I hear you asking, What Harp, does this have to do with the topic? Good question, I have no idea which is why I'm finishing it here.
Dan.
lmao!
Damb this board's getin long! but I just had to, or not! o...k, he might get me for this, but I'd bang Cam [shark] anyday!!
Mmmm my wonderful Chris N. He's been amazing for me ever since I met him. Mmmm fucking M!
liz we know you would bang cam any day any way well lol
there's one thing some of you are forgetting, you're saying who you'd bang, but you're not saying why? llol.
well wow I can't believe this is still here it has been started more than one year ago lol
Ok I won't stay long but getting your dick stuck in a tree, that is the same thing that happens to dogs when girls want them to fuck their pussies! The pooches dick gets stuck untill it can get soft again.
wow, what, was the point of that?
Well, here's mine... I'd half to say that Hyper is first, then Ines and MMM, Queen lioness Liz
Wow! I actually made it on someone's list! but why?
she's my fantacy girl. sweet and kind., and likes to take charge.
lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao! fantasy girl? I've never been anyone's fantasy before! and never been on anyone's bang list either. Again I ask, why?
Well I have someone new to add to my list. Well, a couple actually.
The lovely sexy southern Brandirenee! That voice is just so Mmmm!
Oh and most definitely hmg85 kat, cuz she sounds like she'd be a total absolute freak in bed!
And finally for now, Sarah Mclachlan's angel Amy. Mmmm the voice and the british accent!
I also can't believe that a bored that little ol me started so long ago is still around, but hey I'm not complaining.
That's it for now, but I may have to do what others did and revive this if I see the need to.
The zone's favorite, Canadian Great White.
hmmm! and as for my list, hmmm, well I have one name
Cam aka shark
that Canadian accent of yours is just awesome! and great personality LOL...
Mmmm! um, hmmm! ROTFL
Brandi
Wanting to bang someone just based on their voice is stupid in my opinion. What about what they have to say? Or what kind of person they are? Okay, end of rant. Please return to your shallow thoughts.
amen to the last poster...
Personally I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to bang someone based on voice.
Now going out and doing it, that's a different story.
Lol true fuzzy - very true that is! hahaha
yeah, but out of my list, I'd definitly go out and bang Cam! aka shark. mmmmm! not just cause of his voice, but just fore him! forget about the rest of them! oooo! scream!
what the hell is so special about shark? Just kiddin' cam, keep pimpin' 'em, lol.
Another that sounds decent is ojos de mi corason.
wow. this board still going?
to tell you the truth now people, i've gone off it.
I don't want to bang anyone anymore, i'm extremely happy in my current relationship...
what's so special about me jess? well, you've experienced the love of the canadian great white. you should know the answer. smile
mmmmm! I bet your goooood! cam!! mmmm! in the flesh I mean. You'd certainly satisfy me! well, I'm not going into it here, that's for sure.
I did not mention Vanja
because, well, I just would
I posted in this topic a fucking year ago! God damn, you people keep resurrecting it. My list hasn't changed. But adding people to it is another Story. I'd so bang Kaikai, and I'm almost curious to see what Kev is like in bed. And I don't think I'm on anyone's list on here, which is very saddening. Am I just too overly sexual for everyone?
and if I haven't said her,I don't know why I wouldn't but I guess I didn't. damn, Rosie sounds like my cup of tea! Mmm!
Rosie, you made my very first post here, so noone's list. I'm hurt. :P
NothingButLime, you make mine as well.
Hey, it's been a fucking year since I posted to this topic. SO if anyone listed me, I don't remember. But I don't remember anyone listing me, so I was hurt. But Jess, I would so bang you any day and I said that in my first post. And Kev... yeah, see post 2. And guitar person, mmm, I've seen a lot of you in sex addicts. So I'd consider tapping that. As for one more person, I would so bang Vanja, because his voice is extremely sexy. And I'm talking to him on skype right now, and he's laughing all cutely and stuff. THank you, and have a fucking day.
lol, I haven't seen my name on here yet. You don't know what your missing, lol, but its your loss.
JK
hmmmm, looks like all the women are lineing upt to bang Vanja, ay? Can't remember if I posted him, cause, well, just to lazy to go back and look. He's deffinitly not my first choice, [last post]. Sorry Vanja, just the way it goes, I guess.
NO fair. How come you dont' talk to me on skype Rosie! Lol, just kiddin hun.
Yes, good choice nothing but lime. and guitar person works. lol.
Ha! Not sure I have a list, or that I care to reveal it. As it is, I think I'd faint, and the Hallelujah chorus from the Messiah would begin to play if I wound up on somebody's list. LOL!
That's my $.02 for this for now. LOL!
OMG is it just me, or was that a real attention seaking, "Please someone, say you want to fuck me, I really need the ego boost" kind of post? wow, I'm sure in time allan, even without the post there, someone really nasty and unatractive will add you, and you'll regret even reading.
Lmfao Kevin! Just lmfao!
Very tongue in cheek attention seeking, Kev. Good lord, my ego isn't that fragile that I need that kind of boost. *GRIN*
That said, however, I fear you may be right. LOL!
Alan has a voice that screams, I want to fuck someone! And at the same time, it screams, don't fuck me at all. I'd be a really bad fuck.
i want to fuck you senseless, rosie!
Oh god, that sounds very inviting and so sexy.
Thanks, Rosie, I think. LOL!
Well, not that his ego needs it, but a ringing endorsement and an emphatic yes, Cam, the musically inclined one is quite good ladies. Nice choice. Unlike many here he can back up talk with action. I admit it freely, I'm on some really great fucking morphine derivitive and if I see this post later I will probably be surprised at my self, but for now there it is. Cam. Is. Fucking. Amazing. Ok, going to leave this alone for now, maybe post some crazyness somewhere else, before this medescin wares off. roflmao
if guitargod1 Cam is as good in bed as he is other ways, then hell yeah! why not! okay okay! so I have a thing for the name Cam, what of it?
ah, excellent. Thank you ladies. The endorsement and nice words are much appreciated.
Well folks: contrary to some posts farther down in this thread. The only person who I want to make love to, and who I will allow to make love to me is my Jen a.k.a. juniper. She is real, honest, caring, and loving.
And no matter what anyone here on this site will say, she knows the real me, being as there are only a handful of people from this site...2 people to be exact who know the real me. The rest of you, just see what happens here on this entertainment forum, this place where I come to have a laugh.
Jen i love you and only you!
Awwwws, how cute, John.
okay, this is sort of like my last post, but I'd definitly! bang Cam aka Guitargod1. I mean, I'd do him in person, and do anything he wanted as well.
hey all. i'm surprised i haven't made a list yet. Oh well it's cool.
I'm going to be straight up here.
I'd have no problem banging greenballoon2000, the soul taker, computer clown and that's it.
I know lory is taken but it's cool. and i know a lot of you don't like computer clown but i don't give a fuck.
Well well. The things boredom does to me. This topic is apparently going to resurface until it grows so large that it overtakes the entire Zone, so. My once again revised list, hopefully for the last time, and this time with actual reasons:
Kai (Wraith), because he has a very lovely voice and because his writings on the subject are just fucking hot, and I want to find out if he can measure up to them.
Vanja (InternetKing), just because I think it'd be fun with him and I would definitely be interested to find out how he sounds in bed.
Nallym (Nage), for much the same reason, because she's intriguing and fun and all that good stuff and I think it'd be exciting with her.
Chuck (live to lift), because I want to find out if he's really as naughty (for lack of a better term) as he makes himself out to be, and because the thought of that gorgeous voice whispering in my ear is just mmm.
And one other, but I won't name him here because he just doesn't strike me as the type of guy who belongs on a list like this.
And as a side note: It seems that for a lot of people, their only reason for wanting to 'bang' someone as the topic says is that they think the person has an attractive voice. To me, that's not nearly enough of a reason.
Oh I have the picture of guitargod Cam to back it up! plus other stuff wich I won't go into.
well well well liz. how you do change from one day to the next. looks like we have the makings of a true zone slut right here! lmfao!
Look out guys, when she gets done with guitar god, who knows what country might tickle her fancy next, but it seems none is safe.
Ok, quite off topic, even for my board, but it just had to be said!
wow sheesh Cam. Now that's mean, lol.
Chelsea what about me! I'm hurt. Nah just kiddin' hun.
well! I sense a bit of gelloussy there Cam. I mean, you tell me a month ago that you don't want to be fwb with me, and yesterday, I find out from a public qn that you are fwb with Brandy. Plus, might I remind you of a post you made earlier where you said that you'd bang her? Made just before you told me that you didn't want to be fwb with me! now who changes from day to day, ay?
the post in questian, made on May 8 and Cam [shark], told me on the 16 May that he didn't want to be fwb with me.
just, rofl to all of this!
I love being mysterious...
liz is just jaded because I told her a month ago she didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting with me. and hey come on, she considered herself to have a serious relationship with the likes of lutherk not so long ago. so she's clearly not picky about who or what she gets. think about it.
at least I don't go trying to break up relationships, cause I don't like the guy my friend is dating Cam. Your just pissed cause your not the one I'd bang anymore. get over yourself!
I've often been interested in trying regression, now I know what it's like without doing anything. This is like being in preschool.
oh my gosh. heheheh Try to invest in a jelly o saki. You won't have to worry about being jealous about a fling, countries away! heheheheh. mister o saki is much smarter than a zone slut! hehehe Smiles evily.
shea
LOL Blake, Kev, and definitely Shea. I just love it all.
O, lord. This board is insane. :D
agreed mystikil queen...
um, ROTFL Cam!
no comments in public
as far as um, wow!
um yeah
'agreed mystikil queen...
um, ROTFL Cam!
no comments in public
as far as um, wow!
um yeah'
Wow, that was quite informative.
i know right, why even post. hehehehe
Lol Torico, I was thinking the same thing! Lol :)
rofl cortcortcort
wait wait so let me get this straight, so Lizz wants to be fwb with Cam, but Cam is fwb with someone else? Well, isn't part of being fwb being able to be fwb with more than one person? As gross as that may be? In other words Lizz, get over yourself. Cam's obviously found other fish to fry. As for Cam? well, I'll really have nothing to say for your antics, so I'll just sit and kinda smile and nod and things. Anyways, keep fighting all.
Oh, I am! way over it all. He can have his little cry, or be an adult and move on. I have.
sigh Cam i see you haven't changed a bit.
and he never will change... Liz same thing happened last year, and about a few months ago to another girl... It's a pattern with him... You either become a prude or a slutt. Rumors spread and nasty shit is said about his past gf's I think he makes up stories about x's too, but that's just me... Well he's worth no more words...
As for the other stuff...
I can see wanting to bang someone based on voice, but not actually banging someone for that reason... I didn't add her to my list last year, but Rosey has one of the voices like that... A very delicious voice...
This board coming back... I think it will a few more times...
I dont' think this bored will go away, at least for a very very long long time, lol. I guess I just dont' see the point on making up rumors about people just to make yourself look good, but hey whatever floats their boat I guess.
I would love to bang Beck. Everyone thinks she sounds ugly but this chick os so hot mmm.
I agree with what Candy said about Cam...so true...
yeah, and if we keep on about it, it'll just be playing in to his little game. I for one, don't want to play shark's little game anymore. He'll just keep hurting girls, cause that's the way he is. I'm moving on, and this is my last word on the matter.
well said liz.
cheers
Liz, sorry you are jealous about Cam (shark). I did not know you two were thinking about fwb,
obviously someone has some jealousy problems to work out.
and you have more than just shark on your bang list so why are you so jealous? is it because it is me?
ok, I have to ask, what the hell is FWB?
friends with benefits.
do you realize how childish this makes the both of you sound. not to mention sleezy! come on. Brandy get over yourself! I'm sure it's not you she's jealous of. Cam just has his way of leading women on. maybe not on purpose. but face it he's a flirt! so yeah, you guys all need to get over it. we don't really care to hear about your little lack of sex lifes. hehehe friends with benefits and your how many miles apart? come on now! hehehehehhehe
Oh for the love of Cheese!
Is there any chance of this particularly tired strand of this almost-as-tired topic dying the death it should have died some time ago?
Nobody cares, and I think there's been enough self-stroking of egos for one year. And as for long-distance FWB? Hmmmm. I can't even get FWB with my next-door-neighbour ...
fwb can you say whore!
Shae. Now now just cuz some of us ain't got none doesn't mean you should go saying mean things about how lucky you are cuz you got some. Lol jk with ya girly.
Dusty, that's because your next door neighbour can see how damn ugly you are. lol
anyone notice that I haven't said anything more, but Brandi is now saying that I'm still gellous? lmfao! I've moved on, and even got me a bf. So, why would I even care what Cam [shark] does or who he does or doesn't do? Specially when two nights ago, he black mailed me, and I said no. Just a friendly piece of advice to whoever is his next victom, be, careful. I'm done with this now. I've got better now.
Clearly, Liz.
No grass growing then ... Lol
urm? isn't that making a comment? and keeping it going? and your bf is yet again some low life who's continents away from you. there's a special patern forming here.
nicely said lol
so what? at least he's not a perve.
lol, how many times are you going to say, this is all i'm going to say about this, this is the last time i'm posting to this. heheheheheheh
As many times as we all keep fanning the flames! lol
Shall we all just let it go now?
Who wants some garlic-roast chicken ..?
we should change this to which zoner would you like to bang. As in bang them over the head or something. Lol.
or we can just let it fade back in to the list. I haven't said anything about Cam, I was just commenting on what Kev said when I posted last.
well this is my first board post ever. and i'm not giving a list of guys that'd i'd like to bang. i have to ask a few questions here. how can you have a friend with benefits or a boyfriend that lives thousands of miles away from you. i mean i understand long distance relationships, but have y'all met these so called bf or fwb? i personally couldn't ever "date" someone that i have never met. and my opinion of a fwb is someone who will be here in my bed or wherever the choice of a place to have physical sex is. if it's on the phone or cyber, to me it is just that. cybering or having phone sex with someone. if or when a guy and i partake in cybering or phone sex, he will not have the title of a friend with benefits or my boyfriend. and it sure and the hell wouldn't be public knowledge either. not meaning to offend a bunch of people i don't know, but this board is screaming sluts. and also, chicks on here shouldn't allow themselves to be hurt by a guy if you've never met and are so far away. i mean come on now. you can act and be anyone you want online and even on the phone. so how the hell could you allow yourself to get attached to someone enough to be hurt?
oh and as for my list... i'm still working on it. maybe another late nite or getting the courage to run my mouth will get it posted.
Some good points, spoiled only by the contradictions between your first and last sentences.
Don't get pulled in ...
Resist the dark side lol.
um because we're stupid and for some of us our own lives were giving so much promise for a time that the internet and the people in it became part of our lives. Hell I'll say this I developed some feelings online for the man I live with now, and we had phone sex and such things so it can draw to something, but most of the time you're putting your "trust" in someone who's just looking to get his rocks off, and then you're screwed with out the benafit of being screwed.
candis, now going back and reading my own post, it didn't come off quite the way i wanted it too. i'm not ridiculing the fact that people have developed feelings for people online. hell i can't say i've never had feelings for someone online. and after meeting, the feelings went away. and i've definitely been through my share of bad relationships and have been seriously hurt by guys that lie and are pretty damn convincing. so by no means am i perfect and don't have that same stupidity as you called it. i guess i'm just not as trusting as i used to be. and online dating seems to work great for some people these days, and i've had some awesome actual dates with guys i've met online. i'm just saying to the chicks, hold back. don't give some guy you don't really know your all. save it for the guy that is in person. and if that guy online becomes that guy, then when you do meet, you'll still have stuff to give to him. i don't know i'm rambling and don't know if i'm coming across any better this time. but it's way off topic anyway.
and dusty, don't worry i have no intentions of slipping into the dark side. lol i'm too shy and all to list any guy anyway.
Ok, Cam, you can do so much better than Lioness Liz. I have heard many on this site being labeled as sluts, branded as whores, but I think QLL really takes the prize. That applys to both Cams, although it was origionally intended for Guitar Cam, but I think Shark Cam could benifit from hearing that as well. I really don't give a flying fuck who's FWB, BF, GF, BFF, whatever with anyone else, but I have this to say. We all make mistakes, but making too many mistakes consecutively, that are almost identicle would suggest that one has either, A, not learned from any of those mistakes because of a weak mind and poor judgment, or B, does not care and is happyer living a hollow life of potential relationships than actually slowing down, holding back and waiting for a real worthwhile person to come along. To Shark, you will make many enemies if you continue to jump from girl to girl. I understand lonelyness, and hornyness, the emotional side and the physical side, but you need to find a really good porn or erotica site and invest in a quality sex toy to avoid constantly engaging in meaningless internet gradification of your body, and focus on your true friends in life, rather than on the net if at all possible to avoid emotionally hurting girls because you feel unloved and alone. To Guitar God 1, As I said, you can do so much better than QLL, and if you are that eager for any sort of interest from a female it highly devalues the more quality people that you have been with in the past. It makes the statement that those, better suited, more loyal, more intelligent, giving and interesting people with whom you had relationships in the past are no better than the confused, stupid, vapid, jellous, childish and sleezey sluts that you seem to gravitate towards on the zone when you become lonely. You both need to think long and hard about what such actions say about your charictor, and what disrespect they show to your ex partners or ex-interests as well as to your selves.
Well lets see who I would like to do. Well ok I will say. I want to do Yogie ya know
Shawn, Grins.
Lol to posts 293, 308, and 368. Agree with 344. If I ever need a thesaurus, 371 is where I'll look. The messages from Cam and his little harem are amusing and sad at the same time.
o jesus. hahaha
Shit, i even went off and re-read the posts to which he refers. lmao
aw and i thought post 371 was a psycology post and a self indorcement.... Tallented. lool love it chris
Lol I even went back and reread it too! Lol Chris!
post 371 is totally wrong! she is miss-informed, and has no idea what she's talking about. Whatever was happening with me and guitargod Cam, was over when it was written, and if she had been a real woman and came and asked me, she would have known that. She didn't, and so she chose to be like all the other gosipers around here, and spread lys! plus, what happened betwine me and both the Cam's is none of her business anyway. Just for the record, nothing! is going on with me and both Cam's, and if it was, it's our business and no-one elses. Having said that, I want to say to Brandy, that I'm sorry for what I said about you. Unfortunetly, you got in the middle of mine and shark Cam's arguing and name calling. I don't care if you don't except my saying sorry to you, that's your choice. Oh, I kno this is the bang board and all, but I won't be putting my baby up here for you all to pass judgment on, cause I kno that's what will happen.
I went back and re-read everything, too, lmao!
lmfao, i did it too
ok... to start out with Liz, I am sorry as well for ending up in the middle of this... and I have not read this board fo a long time because it turned into bullshit...
so I am sorry as well
and your appology is accepted
now to bring the board back arround to the subject
I have NO new people to add to my list
big thanks to cutie for saying you would like to fuck my husband no grins.
Listen Corrine, Get over yourself. It was all a joke, Grow up and get real
maybe by the grins at the end it wasn't hard to understand she knew it and was joking too
You don't joke about banging someone's husband. So maybe you're the one who should get over yourself and grow up.
Hey Rebecca, Maybe you and Boo Boo should grow up. We know who in the hell you are and the game you played last night. And by the way I am married to, so if she can not trust in her realtionship and needs her little friend to back her up you are the two who have a problem, Not me. But play your games everyone on here has you both figured out with the shit you pulled last night.
Wow. This is so educaational. Lol.
I would like to bang Cutie, For one she is dam hot and two she has a great attitude. And ya know what is funny I know her husband and he takes as a complaiment because he knows his wife is hot but trusts her.. But ya I would love to get her into bed. So all of you grow up.
well no idea if this bord is still active but thought fuck it, posting won't hert, maybe.
I will post who but not reasons as they are all very diffrent...
Chelsea | Dancing After Dark
Jessica | LoneStar
Melissa | Missy Strawberry87
Christine | Christine daae
Margo | margey
And there are others i think are nice but i won't post
Christ! as soon as you think this board is done, it keeps on going and going...
I was thinking the same thing blake.
At least it was on topic this time. And I was in it. Right on! *Grins*.
And yeah, somehow it didn't seem fitting to mention him here, but as he's posted now, I'll add Stephen (supernover). Reason: I think I'll go with Kevin's reasoning in this case, because I find him attractive enough. Lol. And he doesn't come right out and directly talk about such things like most other people around here do, at least not that I've seen, which is an intriguing change. Take from that what you will. :D
um, please god, let this die?
right. a good way to make it die is post here to ask for it to die...
thank you, lori.
This board is like the energizer bunny that keeps going and going.
well you guys aren't helping it but I guess neither am I now aren't I?
Anyway, thanks supernover.
It is now dead!!!!
no it's not
lmao Bill.
bill the energizer bunny isn't that the little lice that crowls around in your pubic hair. It keeps going and going, but never gone. Just kidding.
Wow I can't believe this thing is still going. We should all congratulate ourselves!
and that's what happens to the message boards that are brought back by those of us who are bored enough to look through pages and pages of old topics to find something interesting to read. I must confess myself as being one of them. lol, sorry not on subject, carry on
What my post never went through?
This, topic, must, die! Just kidding. I really don't care.
and as this board was on the third page of latest topics, here I am to bring it to the forefront again, ha ha!
and btw, in case anyone cares, my original post in this topic still stands, there's no way in heckdis I'd bang anyone on this crazy zone site; may have been one of the admins once upon a time, but, um, I saw the light, or something, Lol ..; let's shut up now shall we? hmm hahahaha
no-one else now except my dearest boy (who's not on zone)
JJ will be sorry to hear that, Rachel.
lol chris. i noticed you threw that in there. lol didn't want them to think it was you? hehehehe
ah yeh Chris, am very sure he will be, I mean, wow! Lol :)
um Rachel? wow.
Wel, I have several zonersI'd like to give my time to. My number 1 zoner is Blake. I met him on a mailing list. He is so sweet, he is a christian, kind, thoughtful, and I think we have a lot in common. I'd also like to bang curious liam. I don't know him quite as well as I know blake, but he's so cool! He can program audio games! I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'd also like to bang chris n. I don't know why, but he is on my bang list. It could be because he is amazing. He's a great admin, and I love his website, and he knows a little programming. Believe it or not, but I'm banging an admin!
lol. for a moment, i thought it was myself she was referring to. But then I realized there's another blake on here.
Stop fucking resurrecting this topic! It's a year and a half old! Let it fucking die!
*continues it's reserection* I'll stop reserecting it when it's a year and a half old, but now it's only about a year and 4 months old.
well since I created this topic, I feel like I should contribute to it living. but seriously. I never thought a board I created for the hell of it would still be going. even when it's on the second or third page of topics
um, can we just let this topic go now? Please?
To let it go, you idiots have to stop posting to it. Besides, no one has named anyone they would like to bang for quite awhile. You've just been posting inane statements about nothing that keep the topic at the top. Get a fucking clue!
As far as this topic goes: which zoner would you most like to bang, and why? My answer would be no one. I enjoy talking to most of the people here. They're all really nice to me, but as far as this question goes, no one.
cassandra, you're cool, but honestly? If you don't have anyone to add to a list, why say noone? That defeats the purpose. If you don't wanna bang anyone from the zone, don't post? hehehe
maybe she just hasn't come across anyone bang-worthey yet?
Yeah, that would be the right answer. I have a few people in mind, but i don't see them in that way. I haven't found anyone worth that chance.
yup yup totally not wink wink lol
haha! Just because I'm bored and know that keeping this board at the top is annoying a lot of people, I'm going to continue keeping it alive. People are cool on here, and I'll admit there are exactly 3 guys in piticular who I think are hot *but I'm not sure if I'd actually bang them if I had the chance lol*, but I'll give a clue about one: he's a CL, as for the others, sry I don't know if I should say who rite now...but my reasons as to why is because I find them hot and because they have a good sence of humor...I find that a real turn on...
I made three lists, and can say I wouldn't bang anyone who put me on there list.
I'm adding Pipi to my list, shes hot and sexy!
SuperNover and Pipi in a cheep motel, f u c k i n g like hell. First comes sperm next the egg, finally a shotgun wedding. Ya I know I suck at poetry.
oo just to disgust jared and give him night mares I'm adding the durty boy to my list. lol
Candice I was already on one of your earlier lists, you must get around if you can't keep them streight.
well damn!
Wow, i have to post since i just bloody read all those replies, but I have nothing new to say,
'cept for Lol at jared.
I'd be lying if I said I don't get a big freaking pang of jealousy when a woman says she wants to fuck another woman. I wish bisexuality wasn't so trendy.
Oh but jared. Perhapse I put you there twice for another reason. Like maybe I dream of you and figure you're out of my league. Haha. No really I forgot because this board and it's earlier posts were not on my mind, and I didn't go back to see what I wrote last year because really our minds change between now and then. Look at that orrigional post for example I know that some people would go some might stay. Yes I still want to haunt your night mares. Just don't picture scott too because I know that would make you cum multiple times in your sleep. lol
dadida -- just keeping this up the top. and now I'm off to work to dream .. or not to dream about anyone so ha! :) bye and stuf
Which Zoner would I like to bang? Hmmmmmmm, I think I'd like to bang Bulldog. That's right! I want to have sex with myself. Masterbation is great, don't ya think. Lol, just kidding.
Who would I wanna bang? Hmm, well, there was a time where I had a weird kind of list, but I'd never have posted it on here, those ppl know who they are....
That was then though. There is only one zoner I'd bang and I've already did that and will do it again when we see each other again. Rotfl! and, for the record... no, it isn't Cam. Lol. So, those who have wished to bang me, besides Cam, there weren't many, lol, wich is ok with me, keep on hoping. Lol. Anyway, I'm rambling now. The lucky guy, I guess you can call it that if ya want.. would be.... drum roll...
Hmm, could it be you?
Only guys guess on that one, sorry ladies. Lol.
Ok, that guy is ....
Yep you guessed it, or if ya didn't, good luck next time...
bulldog.
I'd also bang sledge071. He's so cool!
Wait, you bang them cuz they're cool? I thought you would bang someone cuz they're hot..?
Wait, you would bang them just because there hot? dam, get around much? hehehehe
lol i don't know how sledge would feel about that perposal, but...
Well, since Mariea let the cat out of the bag, I am going to add to my list; lol. The first person on my list is Mariea; I mean, how can't I put her on my list because well, the first time we saw each other our encounters were great. I can't wait to find out what is going to happen the next time we see each other. The next person on my list is Bulldog. Yep, I still love to have sex with myself. There's no way I can turn a good masterbation session down. Oh, to those of you who don't like masterbation, you are f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'fucking cr'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'razy!
Lol Maria, you go girl! :) let's be upfront and honest; I like it! -- good luck you two! :)
i only want to bang dawson witch has happened more than a 100 times but sexy voice is grizzly bear
I want to bang lonestar. She's like so starstruck or something. And um, yeah.
you people are retarded! lol
Well, there is a few gof the ladies on here that I would love to hook up with, but the names will not be given out here.
So, your reason for posting when this topic was finally inactive for a while was ...?
Everyone knows this topic will resurface again and again and again.
...Why am I contributing? I *never wanted to post here.
Wow am very shokd!
Shocked? I never said anything and never will. If there was a zone time capsil this would be in it.
Oh I know, I am just shokd to see a message on here from you. Never the other thing.
lol may this board topic never die! :)
Bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang'bang! Um'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm, that's the sound of Bulldog having sex with himself. Nope, I'm not turning a good masterbation session down. Oh, and Mariea and I, we get to see eachother soon in December. We're meeting in Orlando. It's gonna be awesome. She's still on the top of my list.
*Godzilla-on-toast takes a very large rock and bangs a random Zoner on the head with it, causing them much pain and knocking them unconscious.* Is this what you're asking?
Ouch g-o-t, goddammit, that hurt.
Bob
Makes me think. why do words take on different meanings.
Ah-oops! Sorry about that, Bob. *Godzilla-on-toast gets new rock and aims it at another random Zoner.* Watch out, or you're next!
Bob, I can't believe you posted to this topic -- and you didn't say who you'd like to bang. As for me, I'd like to get a gun and go bang bang each time some idiot brings this topic back up to the top.
I'd like to bang the next person who posts a top ten (or twenty, whatever) joke. I mean, bang bang.
Bob
People need to stop banging on the doors. Ok we hear you.
Hmmm hahahehaahehahhahahahahahhaahahah!
And another thing. why does the word "bang" have a zillion meanings?
Think about it, Seriously.
Surely y'all aren't gonna let this board die! It seems so interesting. LOL The devil in me just wouldn't leave me alone until I brought this thing back to life. There, Devil! Feel better now?
Ok... Don't ask me y I'm writing this I'm not on this list... Thank God But my list now includes Cameron Mcteapot, Dan, Matt Plippy's back, that Latino heat chick,,, she's a rough aggressive bitch who would be good in bed... That's it for now
Still only one on my list, only ever will be, and we all know who that is.
Sorry to be boring. lol
Andy, that's soooo fucking adorable!!!!!!! Yeah, in all reality, there's only one guy on my list too, and he's not a zoner.
ok so i know this is an old board, but if i could bang anyone, it would b my boyfriend, cause he is extremely special to me in every way possible.
hmmm...lets bring this amazingly interesting topic to the front of the list on this section shall we, lol if i could make long and passionate love to anyone, it would be the person i'm now with, but thats not the main thing i think about at all! becides she's in america and she's of age at 18 so if i get her over here in a year we'll be 16 and then success!!!! lol i'll add to this and make it worth while later
hmmm, not saying haha :p lol
there r quite a few people so.......
anyone with light brown hair thin and looks half good... o o o and prefrobly english
This is all hypathetical of course, and the reasons why are there voices are sexy, and they have awesome personalities! I mean, come on!
Let's see... Little lacey mosley, princess Lia, Beth, Bella Cullen, Miss Nickole, Pippi, Angela, Maiden of the moonlight, Carrie, and Sky! Mmm! All of them! Of course not at once, and it'd be hot passionate love for hours on end. And this is all hypothetical of course! Though I'm single. Hmm.
oi, there's only 2 or three zoners I'd bang. but I'm not going to mention names...
god!
can you believe i was bored and restless enough to read every single post of this thing?
wow i'm such a loser!
and i must say, things reaaallyy do change, cuz I wouldn't bang anyone i put on any of my lists now..like ever?
I know this is a pointless post but its not like i've reserected this thing cuz someone else did that already. I'm just booored.
and devon's list just made me sick to my stomach.
seriously metal angel, some of your choices? agreed Janelle rather sickening.
no comment from me 1 person. moving on swiftly.
Omg, lmfao, wow wow wow I am not bangable, I'm so slimy and gross, if you think my voice is sexy that's just because it's a pretend voice it's not really me! Lmfao and like yeah I'm covered in slime and gross hairy things and just you don't wanna touch this! Omglmfao I just can't believe omg.
Actually, little lacey mosley wouldn't be first. Princess Lia would. And if you have a problem with it, suck on it!
lol she is one of your worst choices her and angela, Leia's voice? what ever floats your boat.
fucking lmfao sarah
a lmao joe, I agree with your last poste. fucking sick
i love you sarah, lmao
agree with joe.
hmm, i know one zoner, but i'm not saying.
omg, that's sick. agreed joe.
omg! agreed with the others. thank christ he doesn't wanna bang me. omfg! if i was thoes girls i'd find the nearest toilet and vomit my guts out. lmao
omg! i just re-read all this board....for god knows why, and i agree with Janelle, cause apart from one, (wich i now have the brains not! to say who it is), i would rather get hit by 50 bus's, then bang any of the people i wrote down almost a year ago. omfg! what the hell was i thinking? i mean, it's amazing how much people change in a year or so, cause now i wouldn't tuch that list with a 10 foot pole....apart from that one person. lmao!
omg, slimy and covered with gross hairy things? mmm sarah is definitely on my list
lmfaooo oi
Ok, if you say that you have a zoner in mind, then not tell us who it is, don't even fucking say it?...?
anyway, mmm, I have a couple of zoners who I would definitely loooove to bang! mmm, my sexy baby cakes, Janelle baby, I looooove you! mmmm, I want to make hott passionate love to you, rape you with your steleto heel, and make you my little hood thang! mmmm
Lorie, my little love, I wanna make hott passionate toilet drinking love to you. Don't ask me to describe what that is because it's very kinky and fun. mmmm, you're so yummy that I'd just like to toilet bang you. mmmm! Forever you and I, lorie love! I love you, really!
O brea, brea, my sexy sexy brea bars. Now that's another zoner I'd love to bang. Omg, she's so hot, and she makes me hott all over with her red rubarb! mmmm, me and her, well, that's some banging that's gonna be all nice, hott, passionate, and explosive!
Mmmmm, chelsea love, I wouldn't bang her just yet, I'll just hug her real tight, see how much volume she has, and maybe someday she will be added onto my list.
Mmmm, and of course, my sarah baby! mmm, she and her sexy slime smeared all over my face! yum, yum, yum!
mmmm, yes, I could be the next biggest zone player/slut, but mmmm, all of these delectable morsles of meat are too good to not bang! mmm
omg, fucking roflmao sarah. omg, I loove looove loove you my baby maiden! I don't care if you're slimy or hairy and disgusting cuz I'll bang you anyway my baby love. mmmmm. lets get it on, lmfao. but omg, that's just disgusting, metal angel, ahhaha
lmao! and, i think i saw that post about not saying who the zoner was, but saying that the person had one in mind....waste of post if you ask me. lol, however, if that was directed at me, (only if, so not starting anything), i'm only not saying cause, well, i'm ashamed of what i wrote a year ago, and, i should be. god! just thinking about thoes people makes me want to throw up! the only one that doesn't make me wanna vomit is Cam. lmao, so i guess i just said it, right? hmmm, well i guess dreaming is good sometimes to, cause that's all it is, besides, he's a friend, and i don't bang my guy friends.
omg fucking lmfao kia
Lets see, going to sound wrong as most of these people are overage. No, I don't really like any of them, they are just really good friends.
Erik (Kcirehs,) Nick (slaudor,) Josh (montcom,) Will (devokeys,) Matt (mat0239,) David (Mr. Berns,) and I think that's it.
Kia, I'm hurt you didn't want to bang me, I mean seriously I'm like the most flirty player type on the zone other than Shark so you know we could fight for who could bang the most zoners roflroflroflrofl. And besides I'm fun in my own way Lmfao!
well there's only one zoner who can get that privlage now..
well there's only one zoner who can get that privlage now..
Oh, dont' lie. You know you all want to bang my sexy self. lmao
hmmmm. I'm curious about post 493 and 494. either she wants to bang two?
Raaj.
lmao this bored just lmao i had forgot about this board lmao... my answers i won't tell lol
wow, its interesting how topics like these keep comeing up. hmm, now I just might seriously think of these questions
Omg lmao, i forgot this board was here.. I take back my post about that certain zoner..
i kinda forgot about this board too
lol. ya, I forgot about this too!